Last night's bridal shower:

 

Gift bag, 2 champagne glasses, bottle of sparkling wild berry juice….

 

$13.00

 

Little black negligee, tube of KY, and bottle of warming massage oil….

 

$40.00

 

Embarrassing the married women more than the bride with a $3.00 bottle of Hershey Syrup included in the gift….

 

Priceless