***Breaking News***

 

"Sorry for interrupting your regularly scheduled broadcast, but we have a situation in progress in Nebraska.  John, what's going on?"

 

"Well Kelli we are currently at the Lincoln Children's Zoo in Nebraska where the kangaroos are protesting the statement that they don't exist in these parts of the world.   We have also been informed that the wallabies in Little Australia in Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo nearby are in uproars.  It has been rumored that the A.C.L.U. have had several closed door meetings with all the marsupials here in the area.  These critters just aren't happy about being overlooked and nobody really blames them."

 

"Wow John that looks like quite an intense situation there.  The only question that I have is why the kangaroos want to be acknowledged being there when they were safe because Ms. JRA was sure that there weren't kangaroos in the area and was packing up and leaving?"

 

"Kelli we currently don't have the answer to that and many other questions.  All we know for certain is that JRA has admitted that she was not correct when she made the statement that they weren't in Nebraska.  We will definitely keep an eye on this story though."

 

"Thanks John.  We will now return you to the regularly scheduled program currently in progress."