I am renaming John Madden

From now on his permanent name is Captain Obvious. Now just to prove my point, here are two (and there could have been millions) comments that came from his mouth. . .

“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”

Better yet. . . .

“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”

Of course you have to realize that he is making these statements while drawing all over the screen. I honestly don’t know how Al Michaels keeps his composure.