Just Rannin' Around

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Once upon a time there was this girl who hated nothing more than being stuck with a needle. Well she had a chipped tooth that had to be fixed and so she went back to the dentist this morning. She was unaware that he was going to have to numb her mouth in order to fix the tooth or she may have just lived with the chip since nobody could see it anyway. So he put the needle in her mouth and surprisingly she made it through, but just as he was pulling the needle out of her mouth all the power in the building went out. Dun, dun dun!! This of course meant that none of the dental tools would work since they were powered by electricity. So she sat in the chair with thoughts of having to come back again another time and have to endure that ugly needle again danced in her head. Luckily, 15 minutes later the power came back on and she was able to have the work finished. She left happy and numb. The
End!!

4 Comments:

  • "...all the power in the building went out. And then, she hears the dentist laugh a maniac laugh, 'MUAH HA HA HA!!' and during the lightning flashes all she can see is her dentist with ripped up clothes and muscles bulging. All the assistants (who WERE in their fifties when she walked in) were now young, hot, and scantily clad women caressing his large muscles and smiling devilishly. 'HOW'D YOU LIKE ANOTHER NEEDLE, MISSY?? MUAH HA HA HA!!'"

    By Blogger Pavlov Stowardi, At 4:39 PM  

  • ...and then Frankie woke up.

    By Blogger MDJ, At 7:14 PM  

  • I've had so much dental work done that the needles don't even bother me anymore. Glad you didn't have to go back though.

    By Blogger Heidi, At 10:10 AM  

  • Your blog is very creative and engaging. Pretty funny stuff.

    By Blogger David Cho, At 11:33 AM  

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